Yes, you perfect human, YOU NEED TO STOP.

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“I wanna thank James.  He looks much better out of the cave.  And I wanna thank Anne.  She’s gorgeous!  Where were you when I was making films?”

At 94, Kirk Douglas is still pretty damn awesome.

Happy Valentines’ Day to those of you who’s ever let someone deep into your heart enough to mess you up; to feel all the stupid and crazy shit you probably feel, but at the end of the day you’d do it all over again. For him. Or for her. Cause that’s just the way it is.

Stepped out into the insane heat and went like this.

What I love most about reading is when I discover something I have always believed in but was never able to articulate it as well as what I’m seeing at that moment laid out on the page.

When that happens, I get this little rush as my blood heats up and for a moment the world doesn’t seem like such a bitter place.

The Fail Whale and some Tumbeasts spend a nice day at the beach

“Jade”

“Alexander”

“Do you remember that day you fell out of my window?”

“I sure do, you came jumpin’ out after me”

“Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleedin’ all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital, you remember that?

“Yes, I do”

“Well, there’s somethin’ I never told you about that night”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“While you were sittin’ there in the backseat smokin’ a cigarette that you thought was gonna be your last. I was fallin’ deep, deeply in love with you and I never told you ‘til just now.”